Today's Tweets

• 01:22 ... Alivans is selling Twilight shit... >:| BLASPHEMY. #
• 02:21 Chh, how useless am I? I can't even cheer up the person that's supposed to be my best friend. I practically threw oil on the fire... :| #
• 12:35 fuck me, Turbo Tax says I actually owe the government $223. I hope I'm doing something wrong. *waits for parents to get home* #
• 14:52 Okay why is there a bullet shell in the bathroom?? Dad's gun obsession has officially reached a new level... *disturbed* #

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