LOL I can has sanity plz?

[kaoru]

So, apparently there is a theme week going on at platform_934 this week- and that theme is ASSHOLE APPLICANTS! :D LOL seriously, we're two for two as far as batches with jackasses filling out apps. Maybe we can make it three for three if enough apps are turned in to merit another drop this week. Who will contribute to the mass hysteria next? Will it be YOU, perhaps?! STAY TUNED. :D

(Lame applicants are always good fuel for conversations in Claw Chat, too, I must say~.)

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[latenightcuppa.livejournal.com]

CLAW CHAT=WIN.

Although it doesn't exactly help me write my essay. By the way, I'm in the process of convincing my best friend to fill out an app. Just warning you. ;D

[lovestyle.livejournal.com]

LOL, yes, Claw Chat is bad for productivity. And oooh, okay, I'll look out for that. >:3

[emmacbean.livejournal.com]

Wait, I can't find the jerk in batch one? I take an odd sense of protective joy in reading them.

[lovestyle.livejournal.com]

Oh, it got deleted. o.o I guess you weren't around for the drama, lol, she was basically all "I'M SO GOTH AND I BARTEND IN THE DARK; I'M A SLYTHERIN" and, at the end of her app, she was like "If you need more info about me, go here" and linked to a page titled "Why I am a Slytherin" that was colored in green and silver- a GIANT push. So people started muggling her, and she got TOTALLY defensive and started replying to comments and stuff- when the mod asked her to stop, she was like "Well, I am just totally offended by all of these muggle votes! Consider my application revoked!" so the mod was like "We wish you would give it a try- we really would like you to be in our community!" so she was like "Even if you weren't muggling me, I discount all votes that aren't for Slytherin, because I know I belong there. I'm totally offended by the muggling. The only way I will stay is if everyone takes back their muggle votes and sorts me properly."

It's like "Um, excuse me princess? We do not NEGOTIATE with the community. You are not above the rules." So, basically, she decided we were just all big meanie heads, took her toys, and left the sandbox. And lulz were had by all.

[emmacbean.livejournal.com]

Bahaha. That'll teach me to skimp on sorting.

[wreck--x.livejournal.com]

Claw Chat is made of elite win.
One can only home there are no further jackasses in which we can laugh about.
Did I say no more? I meant at least 3 more.

[wreck--x.livejournal.com]

Wish I knew how to type.
*Hope, even.

[thecowboycliche.livejournal.com]

I want to be a Ravenclaw.. *sadness* I was "Ravenpuff"ed by a lot of people

Anyway do i have to sort this week? Do i get penalized if i don't? jeez i need to make banners like ASAP...

[xenylamine.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDDDD

Trufax.

[charmedashley.livejournal.com]

I miss Claw Chat. :(

RL and college have been eating my brain the past week and a half or so. <--- incase anyone was wondering where I've been