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http://www.dachworld.com/anal-glands.html

From the webpage:

"The dachshund anal glands (also called anal sacs) are two glands secreting an unpleasant fluid through tiny ducts opening into the anus. This fluid is normally released during defecation. This fluid has a foul smell.

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The only known function of the anal glands is to produce small amounts of anal gland secretions, ranging in color from yellow brown to gray. These secretions may mark territory and identify other dogs. Secretions from these glands are pungent and may also be expressed when the dachshund is frightened or alarmed. They may also be expressed manually as part of regular grooming."

Yeah, my dog?



Did that today. ALL OVER MY BRAND NEW DSi AND THE LITTLE SOUL EATER CHARM I HAD ATTACHED.

I've cleaned it with alcohol, but the smell will. not. go. away. My DSi is going to smell like DACHSHUND ANAL SECRETION for the REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE.

FML, livejournal. FML.