LOL yeah, no.

[kaoru]

So.

My father just decided to hand me a beer.

I was like "... okay." So I took a drink.

Then he pulled out another one for himself. I was like "Wait... what?"

He was letting me have the whole thing to myself.

I was like "Um... no. Please no." So he put the other one up and offered to pour some in a glass for me. So I was like "Okay..." and made him stop after like 4 oz. I tried to drink it... after about three gulps I was shivering every time I tried to drink it. I made him drink the rest.

I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER UNDERSTAND THIS DRINKING THING. GROSS. NOW I FEEL SICK. GIVE ME MY SODA POP, I AM FIVE YEARS OLD, I DO NOT WANT ALCOHOLS. ):

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[azurewhite.livejournal.com]

I will never understand beer. Ever.

The best part of this is how my mother was drinking beer a while ago. .__.